Okay i can FINALLY gif so i can show people what i mean by this part
It cracks me the fuck up.
the duke of weselton just asked if Anna was a monster and Anna is like “no i am completely ordinary”
AND HANS’ FACE
"are u fuckin sure you’re ‘completely ordinary’ sandwich princess"
this is some serious the office looking at the camera shit righ here
Oh my god!
HANS WE’RE NOT ON THE OFFICE
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED BUT THIS WASN’T IT
DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY URL EITHER FUCK YOU
There’s a difference between a female character who exists in a story and has a romantic relationship with a male character versus a female character who exists in a story to have a romantic relationship with a male character
rose tyler vs river song
tired of all of the fake friends and backstabbers. the immaturity never ends. can’t wait for 8th gradee <3
guess where abstinence-only education is taught
I only reblogged this for the bing dress
it got better
oh my god
Our ancestors did not die for microwave food thats cold in the middle
don’t forget to work up a little “seriously?” sneer as you squint
That will destroy him. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
I don’t know, it kind of seems like a dick move if you ask me.
reblogging for that ^
you know what’s a dick move? men not realising how degrading it is to have someone stare at your breasts, making women feel like sex toys on display, like their words are meaningless as the person they are talking to only seems to be interested in what their body has to offer. that’s a dick move.
i think someone missed the pun
*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro
what if the files on Mary’s memory stick was just the all the Maltesers adverts
"Everything about who I was is on there"
3.03 his last vow